Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Listening To Your Heart

After one has completed his or her engineering he/she invariably gets into the “Berozgaar Association of India” Society whether he/she likes it or not .Placement or No Placement, the time between your final exams and your result is the most “Khujlee waala time” ever :D

It’s the time where the scrapping in orkut or chatting in Google Chat goes

S: Hey ssup mann?
Me: nm mann …fooling around. What abt ya?
S: Ya me too rotting at home.
Me: Yeah me too…Hey hang on…Did I say rotting….Well both mean the same anyways *Sigh*
S: So what are you planning to do?
Me: Rot some more :D
S: No Seriously yaar...What?
Me: Now like the South park’s Character Eric Cartman I do want to scrap like “Screw you ‘S’…I am going Home! But then I realize I am in my own house ..*Sigh* ...*Sigh*

I conveniently log out! Now I know. I suck. I should have a clear plan already of what I want to do. But by the time this rain has started it has made me more jobless. Cool Weather. Light Drizzle. Khichdi at home. Nap in the afternoon and Counter-Strike in the evening. Could it get any better? :D Honestly if you look at it...it’s actually holiday time for us. Classes for the would be final year guys hasn’t started as yet. So for them it’s Vacation time and not for us! Screw You! :P

Till then People around me go... Beta! Ye kyun nahin kar lete …This has a good future..Do this...Do That! *Sigh* Well in the end though I always listen to my good friends that I have bache kuche. And I got some decent ones :P So I asked one of them and he just put in the most straight and simple way

He said

Listen to what your heart says...It is on the left hand side ….Yes…But it gives all the right signals and directions and leads you to the right path.

It may have sounded a little duh! then... But it sounds nice now :)

P.S: Now I had seen a video once on MTV some 7 years back but that song had just vanished away from my mind somehow! Guess what? ... I recollected it today :D

The lyrics kinda define my present state. Love it :)

~~ Everybody's changing from Keane

So little time
Try to understand that I'm
trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
but everybody's changing
And I don't feel the same.


Another song which came to my mind today

Karo Daayaan Haath Aage
Karo Bayaan Haath Peeche
Daayaan Haath Aage
Karo Ye upar Ni-che
Then do the Boogie-Woogie
Aur saare Ghum Jaaoon
Aayegaa phir Mazaaa

This is what joblessness does to you :D

Friday, June 19, 2009

The Guys' Rules

Now I don't normally post a forwarded mail but this one had me lol'ing...And It's called the Guys Rules and it is something to make the guys feel better ..... once in a while !! So If you are guy reading this you will surely like it :P

The mail went like this

We always hear the rules from the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CRICKET, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

In the end it said

1. Thank you for reading this.. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

1. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

1. All points are marked as point no. (1), becoz all points are equally Important. There is nothing as More Important or less Important. :D

P.S : This one is forwarded mail....but that doesn't mean I don't agree with it :D

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

55 Fiction:-> Part 4

She fell on his arms after having the best sex of her life. It was her first after all

"I hope you remember this night."

"I will Michael. But I am gonna miss you."

"It is not in my hands honey."

He bid her goodbye as they parted ways.

Her marriage was day after tomorrow.

Friday, June 12, 2009

55:-> I am hooked :D

Where have I seen her before, he thought as she passed by him

He kept staring at her almost amazed by her beauty

But I have met her once but where, he kept digging up his memory

He then saw the girl approach him

"'The beating you got last year wasn't enough, eh?"

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

55 Fiction -> Part 2

Tension was brewing between the two for a very long time.

Divorce, A mere formality now, she thought.

“Mamta, I have something to ask and I need an answer”.

She didn’t think it would come so soon but she was prepared.

And then he asked her that inevitable question

“Ye Melody itni chocolaty kyon hain?”


Idea courtesy: The melody ad of course.

I am so glad that it’s made a comeback in the ongoing T-20 World Cup. I think it’s much better than the chloromint ad. Ain’t it? :D

Sunday, June 7, 2009

55 Fiction :-> A Debut

Ok! I have written something here but frankly it ain't fiction. In 55 words one can only mention a sequence of a particular event to be honest and that's what I have done. I found it really difficult to pin down a story in those many words.The restrictions were too much for me to be honest.Still I have tried to come up with something. Hope you guys like it :)

Silence separated the two of them until

“So who was your first crush?”

“Your sister”

A little startled, she decided to stay mum.

“So who was your first crush?”

“Your brother”

“It is not possible. You didn’t even know him.”

"Ha! As if you knew my sister."

Both of them just about managed a smile.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Messaging Dunderheads

Have you a got such a text message before in your inbox …

“This is Drishti Ganpati.send this to 10 people & and you will have good luck all your life. You will get what u want. If ignored, then there is going to be 7yrs of problem. This is definitely NOT A JOKE... do give it a try!"

I have got several mails like that but it blows mind off when I get it as a text message…..If it’s not a drishti Ganpati then it’s sai baba or somebody else. It’s not that I am an atheist or anything…but this is surely no way of showing your religious side….

And the funny thing is that some of them will also add a "P.S" at the end of the message. ”Sorry I got sent this message and hence I am sending this to you” ..Arre? Wtf? When somebody messages this it quite clearly shows that person’s fear…..His fear of those 7 years of problem which he thinks will happen to him/her if he doesn’t send it to those many people. If everything was so easy in life then everybody in this world would have become an Anil Ambani by now. Don't cha Think?
May be I am reacting too much here.It could be a ploy to finish one’s phone balance you never know. But it’s damn irritating.

What do I do when I get such a message?
Oh! I conveniently delete it immediately from my inbox. I make my own luck. Period.

P.S: I am reading a book called “If God was a banker” by Ravi Subramanian and I found this line from the book very intriguing. I hadn’t heard or read it before. It read

“I have stuck my neck out on this and believe me when I say this – I do not like my neck tickled.” :D