Has it ever happened with you that in a given Situation you have felt completely helpless and made to feel like an idiot? It kind of happens with me all the time, most of the time indirectly, but when people mock and ridicule you in your face, you begin to think. Hang on! Am I losing it or have I completely lost it?
It’s the festive season now, Rather it’s almost over. So I call up my friend to give my greetings.Strangely,I don’t know how much balance I have in my cell. So I end up calling 4 people and the end of it see a Rupee left...Wtf!!! Anyways I rush to a nearby “Uncle” to get my refilling done. Now I normally don’t use Scratch Cards, I tell the guy to do it using his phone. Here are some Snippets of our Conversation.
Uncle: Number Kya hain?
Me: umm... (It was new bpl gang card) Haan Uncle Wahin honaa Chayiye….
Uncle: Huh!! Sure??
Me:Arre Haan Uncle Jaldi Bhar do!!!
Uncle: Okk… *does it and waits*
Me:F*… Nahin aaya Uncle Abhi Tak….
Uncle: Wahin number hain naa?
Me:Huh!! Check Karo naa Uncle ….And so I call up his Number …
10 people around me burst up laughing..…Last ka digit galat hain …Gayaaa… *Muhahaha*…
* Wtf!! Wtf!! I had made somebody else’s day …*
Uncle: Usko lagega Festive Offer kuch milaa hain usse *Muhahaha*
Then I go on to ask the most Silliest Question ever…
Me:Uncle, Yeh 50 rupees bharnaa padegaa abhi??
Uncle: Duh!! * Muhahaha*
I will use scratch cards from now on ….Damn!!!
I am sure everybody has his/her number etched in their heads but incase you don’t make sure you do as you never know: P
Listening to a song which goes well with this Post:
Ab kya karenge bhaiyye
Ab kahan jaayenge bhaiyye
Kuchh toh karenge naa
Sayaane hai janaab
Toh kar lije hisaab ...Felt like Anupam kher of khosla ka Ghosla in that Situation :(