Now I am a very simple and quite a normal kind of a guy ......no kidding ......ask my friends if u will......innocent , sweet and shy are the other likely adjectives that they may use :P.......so if something completely "out of the box","abnormal"and a different from usual thing happens then I get completely taken aback, shocked and surprised .....I question myself then that in which world was I living in ??...world ai'nt a simple place to live in afterall ......there are so many things that I did'nt know .......A similar kind of thing happened on the month of september in 2004 .....
DHOOM....yeah the movie featuring John abraham,Abhishek bachchan had just released.....chal let's go ..my bro said....okies.....let's go ......we got a seat not exactly in the corner of the theater but it was in the right hand side and on the top most row..... two seats on the right hand side of me were empty and I wished it remain so till the end of the movie :P...The movie started...got enough space to sit as the sides seats were empty :D....Twenty minutes had gone by when I saw a couple in their 20's (18-25) of that range walk towards me .....They occupied the seats to the right of me The guy sat next to me whereas the gal sat next to the guy .......I was cool about it....no prob's....well no prob's untill about 5 minutes of them occupying their seats .....I looked at my right I could'nt see the guy's face side on ...could only see the backside of his head...I frankly could not make out what they were actually doing .......Again after about 5 minutes the same thing happened....I was like wtf is happening .....This kept happening every 5 minutes during the film ....On one such occusion I saw the guy just bring the girl's top of the sleeve down so that nobody could see her arms...Geee They are cuddling for sure I thought .......Light's came onn to my releif ....I normally don't go out of the hall so I stayed onn and so did the Twosome.....During this time I heard the two were in a conversation ....Let's give it a ear I thought :P....To my horror I overheard the girl asking the boy that what he did and what were his plans and all ......Now I thought surely the girl must be knowing the boy quite well ,but no she did'nt .....wtf I thought ....After the break It started again .....wtf maan ...let me concentrate on the movie for god sake's :(...It continued every 5 minutes during the movie .....The climax ...I mean of the movie :P was about to approach...and guess what the couple left .....Guess they already had climaxed :D....John abraham died ...."what a waste of life" quoted abhishek bachchan ......I thought what a waste of Time .....I did not see the movie fully or rather properly....I was busy watching another one.....though not properly coz the boy's head covered it .......damn!!....In this while I forgot to mention that my bro also kept peeping into them coz he saw me a little uncomfortable but He enjoyed the film ....dhoom that is :P
After the movie was over and as we were walking I asked my bro ...Dude did u see what the couple next to me was doing ??? now my bro said something which I thought was completely bulls*** at that time ...but now I realise why he said so .......He said ....dude You should have concentrated on the movie .......what others are doing should not be your priority....It should be of no concern to u at all ...You had gone to the theater to see dhoom and not be a Peeping tom ......Yeah right .....I thought at that time ...But now it sounds so true .....You know that day I could'nt sleep at all ....Aisa bhi hota hain ....I thought....Geee which world was I living in then ...The guy who was enjoying himself looked farely decent .....so did the girl for that matter ....but not in the world could I imagine at that time that they would begin doing what they did ....I mean A cinema hall is built to watch a movie ......not a place for kissing and cuddling.....Like the one liners in good ol' american TV shows I wanted to tell them ..."GET A ROOM".....but hell who wants to take pangas ...certainly am not one of those :P....
From that day onwards my prospectives changed.....now a days I make sure that I get a seat straight in the middle of the theater :P....The "cuddlers" can cuddle anywhere they want to but not in a cinema hall.......certainly not anywhere near me for god sake's :D
But but.... It's fun making out in a cinema hall!! :(
ReplyDeleteI get ya ....but for whom ??..
ReplyDeletecertainly not for the viewer (i.e who is watching the movie) ...is it ???
Haha!! u r sure u r 21, living in mumbai?
ReplyDeleteanyway, yes, getta room. I saw it 1st time in kaho na pyar hai! 2000 :-P, but i always knew tht "it" happens :-D
no sweat,
better late than never
Plus, when u get a gal, vll see whos making out whr :-P